Kristin Cavallari Shares Cutler’s Daddy Drama

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We all know Jay Cutler struggled on the field this season, but it seems as though his challenges followed him home. Parenting is tough, especially for Cutty.

I came across this hilarious little gem after I saw Kristin Cavallari judging the Miss Universe pageant. She was looking super fit and fabulous and I thought why not follow her on Instagram?

If you weren’t sure, KCav is the lovely wife of Chicago Bears QB Jay Cutler. She seems to be a super mommy, staying incredibly in shape, raising their two kids Camden and Jaxon and running her own shoe line (it’s more than I accomplish on the regular). KCav had been out of town and shared a rather entertaining text she received when she landed from JC.

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Her caption read, “Contrary to what many people think, we don’t have a thousand nannies. So with that being said, when I got home from LA 2 days ago this is what I landed to. Pretty hilarious. Ladies, u want your man to appreciate u? Leave them alone with the kids to see what we deal with!” (I like everything about this caption minus the “u” – we’re not on AIM any more gf).

cutler poutI envision Cutler looking something like this when he sent these texts. Totally distraught and ready to surrender the white flag.

I think Cavallari is onto something. She should leave Jay home alone with the kids more frequently and maybe he’ll get some thicker skin. No one can whip you into shape better than two little boys under the age of 3.

Merry Christmas Bears Fans

Bears CarolsAn angry Bears fan adds some new lyrics to your favorite Christmas carols. After last night’s horrific Monday night football game against Drew Brees and the Saints, it’s safe to say every Bears fan is past the point of disappointed and truly embarrassed.

I took my Bears hat off at the bar because it was no longer appropriate to associate myself with that kind of football.

Despite the bad play, this gentleman’s musical debut was at least entertaining. Misery loves company.

A New Baby Bear for the Cutler Clan

Jay and KCavCongratulations are due for the Cutler clan as they welcomed their second baby bear Jaxon this Wednesday – just in time for the NFL draft!

Kristin Cavallari made the announcement on behalf of her and Chicago Bears’ quarterback hubby Jay Cutler over Instagram.

The 27-year-old ex-reality star is not only a mother of two little guys, but also a shoe and jewelry designer and host of the Fabulist on E! What I want to know is how she looked so fabulous throughout both of her pregnancies?

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The couple’s first nugget, Camden, will turn two in August. It’s a boys club at the Cutler casa!

Cheese Graters > Cheeseheads

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Last night proud Chicago fans headed into enemy territory (also known as Lambeau Field) as they ferociously cheered on the Bears against the Green Bay Packers during Monday night football. The Bears-Packers rivalry is one of the oldest and greatest in the history of the NFL and no matter what’s at stake for the season this game is always taken seriously. Every educated fan can appreciate the history, but let’s be serious, Bears fans and Packer fans hardly get along. 

Per usual Lambeau was a sea of Green, Gold, and cheeseheads, I mean cheese hats, but finally Bears fans had an amazing response to those horrific cheese hats – cheese grater hats. Take that you cheese queens, we can shred you up.

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It was a battle of the back-up QBs and for the first time since 2010 (yup the Packers had taken the last six games) the Bears defeated the Packers 27-20 at their own sanctuary in Green Bay.

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Da Coach predicted the Bears W

Before last night, Aaron Rodgers and the Packers had won four consecutive games and sat atop their throne in the NFC, but after a serious upset we’ve got a three-way tie going on between the Bears, Packers and Lions. With Aaron Rodgers’ injured shoulder, the Bears injury woes/aging defense and the cowardly Lions, the NFC is anyone’s for the taking. Could our Bears make a playoff appearance this season?

Keep those cheese grater hats handy boys, the Bears end their regular season against the Packers on December 29th. #BEARDOWN

INJURY BUG Plagues the NFL

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What in the world happened on Sunday? I was feeling pretty down and out after watching the Chicago Bears not only lose to the Redskins 45-41, but also their leaders on both ends of the field. And then I watched the highlights from all over the league and I felt a sense of relief for the Bears injury report.

How could I possibly say the Bears “lucked out” when quarterback Jay Cutler is out for potentially 4-6 weeks (it could be longer) with a groin tear and Lance Briggs is out for 6 weeks with a fracture in his left shoulder?

Well, check out this other laundry list of injuries from last Sunday:

Sam Bradford: Torn ACL

  • He’s out for the year and the Rams are currently auditioning quarterbacks – yup it’s week 8.

Brian Cushing: Broken Leg and torn LCL

  • Texans fans were upset when runningback Arian Foster injured his hamstring after the first possession against Kansas City Sunday, little did they know it was going to get much worse.
  • Linebacker Brian Cushing was later carted off the field. This guy can’t catch a break, he tore his ACL in the same knee last October.

Reggie Wayne: Torn ACL

  • This may very well be the end of Mr. Wayne’s illustrious career as a wide receiver for the Colts.

Doug Martin: Torn Labrum (shoulder muscle)

  • This injury requires season ending surgery for the year 2 Tampa Bay running back.

Jermichael Finley: Out of Intensive Care

  • The Packers’ tight end suffered a serious neck injury when he took a blow to the head from Cleveland’s Gipson during the fourth quarter. He’s regained all movement, but football is the farthest thing from his mind.
  • His recovery process it TBD

And that is just the list of season ending injuries. This bad juju better be out of the NFL. I wish all these guys a smooth and healthy recovery.

*Check your fantasy teams friends, if yours is anything like mine you may not have any active players in your starting lineup!

Dolce Vita: Cutty and Cavallari Honeymoon

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Smooching on what looks like the coast of Capri

How sweet it is to be Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari. After their romantic Nashville nuptials earlier in June, the newlyweds headed to Italy to enjoy the breathtaking views. Mrs. Cutler took to Twitter and Instagram to share some of her favorite shots from their honeymoon.

kcav honeymoon 2I have to say, a nice little tan does our Bears Quarterback some good. It was the perfect time for Cutler to head out of town before pig-skin-mania begins in August as the highly anticipated football season approaches (38 days until the regular season whoop).

Cavallari followed up her honeymoon photos with a tweet that said“Just had the most amazing 2 weeks in Italy! My jeans are tight so u know it was a success ha.”  Too bad I don’t believe her, she’s still looking skinny-mini in her photos!

Nashville Nuptials for Cutler and Cavallari

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It’s official! Bears Quarterback Jay Cutler and bride Kristin Cavallari tied the knot this past weekend after their two year engagement (with a brief split in the middle).

The couple kept things hush-hush when it came to the details of their southern wedding with only a single tweet by KCav announcing their official nuptials.  It wasn’t an over-the-top Laguna Beach style shindig, but rather a mellow wedding. Cutty doesn’t seem like the type to have a big glitzy party.

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KCav went with a beautiful strapless gown and Cutler looked very dapper in a gray suit. The best part – the couple’s 10-month-old son Camden wore a coordinating little gray suit – precious.

The ceremony took place at Woodmont Christian Church in Nashville. Guests headed to Houston Station for the reception where they indulged in some southern cooking, vanilla cake with pink roses, chocolate chip cookies, and red velvet cupcakes (YUM). Cutler and Cavallari boogied on the dance floor to a live band where eye witnesses told US Magazine,  “They looked incredibly happy and like they were having a great time.”
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The guest list was VIP, as the couple wanted to keep things small only inviting friends and family. Bears Wide Receiver and Cutler’s buddy Brandon Marshall was nothing but smiles at the couple’s reception.

It looks like it was a very fun and tasteful day. Congrats Cutlers!