We all know Jay Cutler struggled on the field this season, but it seems as though his challenges followed him home. Parenting is tough, especially for Cutty.
I came across this hilarious little gem after I saw Kristin Cavallari judging the Miss Universe pageant. She was looking super fit and fabulous and I thought why not follow her on Instagram?
If you weren’t sure, KCav is the lovely wife of Chicago Bears QB Jay Cutler. She seems to be a super mommy, staying incredibly in shape, raising their two kids Camden and Jaxon and running her own shoe line (it’s more than I accomplish on the regular). KCav had been out of town and shared a rather entertaining text she received when she landed from JC.
Her caption read, “Contrary to what many people think, we don’t have a thousand nannies. So with that being said, when I got home from LA 2 days ago this is what I landed to. Pretty hilarious. Ladies, u want your man to appreciate u? Leave them alone with the kids to see what we deal with!” (I like everything about this caption minus the “u” – we’re not on AIM any more gf).
I envision Cutler looking something like this when he sent these texts. Totally distraught and ready to surrender the white flag.
I think Cavallari is onto something. She should leave Jay home alone with the kids more frequently and maybe he’ll get some thicker skin. No one can whip you into shape better than two little boys under the age of 3.
In honor of MNF and the Bears Cowboys NFC throwdown tonight my first Man Crush Monday is dedicated to the one and only Brandon Marshall. I don’t know if it’s his great pearly white smile, his ability to make amazing catches on the field, his size and strength to make dirty blocks or just his charisma, but I have crushed on BMarsh since he joined the Bears two seasons ago.
The Bears’ wide receiver is a reformed NFL bad-boy who has really cleaned up his image. You can find him posting pictures on Instagram of his favorite books, advocating for Mental Health Awareness (he suffers from borderline personality disorder), strutting around in adorable bow-ties and showing fellow NFLers how to truly rock the three piece suit.
Did I mention I really love the bow-ties?
BMarsh’s bromance with Jay Cutty is precious. Cutler threw Marshall his first touchdown pass (they were both then Denver Broncos) in December of 2006. Marshall would later be traded to the Dolphins in 2010. The fearsome duo were reunited when Marshall was traded to the Bears in March of 2012 and they have been going strong ever since.
Sorry to ruin the party single ladies, but Marshall is a married man. Michi Nogami-Campbell and Marshall tied the knot in April of 2010. She is beautiful and has her own sassy reputation to uphold. Just google it.
Be sure to follow the stud on Instagram – btm15 – and twitter @BMarshall