Joakim Noah Bought an Incredible Home in Chicago’s Lincoln Park

JoShout out to all my DePaulians and Lincoln Park dwellers, Joakim Noah may be your new neighbor…or you can at least wander the streets of LP to creep on his sick new pad. The #messybunswagger just upgraded to another level of “swag.”

The Chicago Bulls center and reigning defensive player of the year just purchased a $3 million ridiculous home in Chicago. Previously Jo-No had lived in the suburbs to conveniently commute to practices at the Berto Center, but now that the Bulls training facility is smack dab on the West Side, it makes sense to be the official coolest Chicagoan living in the city.

The entire home is stunning. It includes but is not limited to: seven bedrooms, five and a half bathrooms according to the Sun Times, an elevator, grand center circular staircase, and fireplaces galore. My personal favorite the Rooftop deck. We all know there is no better way to experience the limited beautiful weather we get in Chicago than on a rooftop. 

Rooftop deck

I feel like Lincoln Park is the perfect laid back neighborhood for Noah. He wouldn’t fit in with the uptight yuppies at Trump Tower (sorry DRose don’t mean to disrespect), but I’m sure all the city hipsters are sad he didn’t choose Wicker Park to settle down and rock his custom necklaces.

You can check out all the photos of Jo’s new pad at Curbed Chicago.

Hopefully I’ll be getting my invite for the “stock-the-bar” party soon 🙂