Brian Urlacher Going Hollywood

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It seems as though Jay Cutler isn’t the only Chicago Bear getting some celebrity loving. Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher was spotted on a little dinner date with former Playboy Playmate of the Year Jenny McCarthy at Mastro’s Steakhouse on Tuesday night according to the TMZ. After some steak and seafood, the paparazzi discovered the pair sneaking out the back into a waiting SUV. Go get ‘em Bri-Guy.

McCarthy split from actor Jim Carrey in 2010 after an almost five-year relationship. It wasn’t necessarily a quiet breakup, but it wasn’t the worst of celebrity relationships.

In a recent interview with “Access Hollywood” when asked about what she looks for in a man McCarthy said, “I don’t care if they have a big nose. I don’t care if they’re bald. Just really sweet and who’s a perfect reflection of who I am now. They have to have a job. I’d like them to at least be able to buy dinners and stuff like that. That is important.” I guess Urlacher fits the bald part and he can definitely buy her dinner?

Honestly, I don’t care who the big guy dates as long as she doesn’t distract him from bringing a Lombardi Trophy to Chicago. It seems there is a trend with our Bears players…blondes over brunettes – not too excited about it.

Genealogy of Chris Bosh

If you take a little Snoop Dogg:

And mix it with a touch of Velociraptor:

You get Miami Heat’s power forward Chris Bosh:

Tonight the Bulls host the Miami Heat at home. This will be the third time these Eastern Conference powerhouses meet this season, and we’re all squared up (Maimi won at home and the Bulls won at home), it’s a best of three situation tonight. We all expect big performances out of Dwayne Wade and Lebron James, but in Bulls-Heat match-ups one of the most essential players has been Chris Bosh. Containing Bosh is a key element in tonight’s game for the Bulls. In January Bosh had 24 points in the Miami win, but in March when the Bulls won, Bosh had a quiet game with only 12 points. We’re counting on you Carlos Boozer – shut down the Snoop Dogg-Velociraptor – please and thank you.

I really need to invest in one of those “Beat the Heat” t-shirts.